Gabriel Bá + Gerard Way, “The Umbrella Academy: Dallas”

The ideal killer

My augmentation had included the binding of my DNA to some of history’s most notorious assassins. I am the perfect killer in every sense of the word, because I am every killer. I’m the act of change possessed in a revolver. I am revolution packed into a suitcase bomb. I am every Mark David Chapman and every Charlotte Corday. I am Luigi Lucheni slow-dancing with Balthasar to the tune of semi-automatics, while Gavrilo Princip masturbates in the corner with bath-tub napalm. I am all of them, and so much more, because I am going to live forever.