What are unions without strikes
what are bikers without bikes
what are banks without black money
what is Pooh Bear without his honey
what is a hunter without bounty
what is uncle without aunty
what is police without thieves
what is a tree without its leaves
What is ready without made
what is sunshine without shade
what is a god without religion
what is a hole without its pigeon
what are pearls without swine
what is water without wine
what are trains without stations
what is a doctor without patients
What is what is what is?..
What is before without after
what is a clown without laughter
what is an ambush without snipers
what is a baby without diapers
what is a baker without bread
what are bullets without lead
what is a heart without a soul
what is the flag without its pole
What are words without vowels
what are movements without bowels
what are houses without walls
what is Niagara without Falls
what are brains without thinking
what is a Titanic without sinking
what is yin without that yang
what is so big without the bang
What is what is what is?..
What are campsites without tents
what is common without sense
what are teachers without schools
what is cheating without rules
what is Lake Geneva without a fountain
what is a molehill without a mountain
what is under without above
what is more-than without enough
What is deaf without dumb
what is a hand without the thumb
what is Nero without Rome
what is home without sweet-home
only the barber doesn’t comb
oh, he’s so double without Dutch
he might seem slightly out of touch
although he doesn’t think as such
and yet he loves hair vaihaihaihaihaihaihairy much