My name is Spider Jerusalem, I am the most beloved man in the City. I am a journalist. I write a column for a newspaper called “The Word” entitled “I hate it here”. Because I do. I hate it here and I hate you. And you love me for it. That’s the way it works. And if you argue with the way it works, I’ll kick off the top of your head and shit on your living brain. And you will love me for it. Thank God for me.